Willow

Time has made a spectacle of these tiny people. I did recognize Kramer's friend from Seinfeld, though, the one who fought with him over who had the right to pretend to have cirrhosis. Remember that episode? I do, and from the moment I saw that special Pygmy, I thought of nothing else. So who can say for sure whether Val Kilmer swinging in a giant birdcage at the crossroads of a strange mythical land makes good art or bad? Well, okay, it's bad, but acorns that freeze whatever they get hurled at? And swaggering two-headed huge dragons, or something, I don't really know what they were, and trolls that look like the dawn-of-man hominids in 2001, and a sorceress goat, and a skull-donning, horseriding arch villain, and a disappearing baby magic trick? Those suck too. So don't watch this movie, even if it does have midgets.