Getting laid rarely conforms to the trajectory of a straight line, y= mx+b, so sometimes Slothrop has to throw the ladies a parabola. To do so requires a much more complicated formula, and for such wisdom Slothrop listens to the teachings of Dwight Schrute. It has something to do with an asymptote. Or maybe Slothrop has been reading his algebra books again because English words got too confusing. Oh, well, at least he's not in Dallas.
Above, Dwight Schrute explains the myriad sexual positions in which he's witnessed farm animals copulating.
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