Smart Boris: With this mysterious rune USPTA vikings taught me to serve. But I unlearned everything when I found this tiny plastic hat; sporting it as a fez has caused my first serve percentage to drop below thirty percent and my general appearance to resemble Spy vs Spy--not the individual spies so much as their Chaplinesque how-to.
Even James Jensen and his ten hours of high-powered, ninja-style DVDs can't help me. I'm lost to the northern ones.Slothrop: Smart Boris-living-inside-Koko, will you marry Slothrop on a tennis court in Vegas? Good. Will you wear that hat as your wedding veil? Woohooo. Will you give Slothrop quarters for the slot machines in vegas after our ceremony? Awww, shucks, you love your little Slothy-Poo donchu, donchu my fuzzy whiskered man Man! This will be a marriage of cock and mind like ain't never been before, you and your hat! Oh, I love you!!!
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