Sunday, June 1, 2008

The Rabbit Post

Smart Boris: Consider life from his point of view. What does he see? Smart Boris? Dirty snow? Other bunny, maybe . . . girl bunny? No, he sees you. He knows you do not read Into the Wild. He is not pleased.

Ass-Headed Bottom: Oh, relax, rabbit. Por favor, I have exactly one month left to finish my dissertation. Cut me some damn slack and I promise to read Into the Wild a few months hence. But I'm getting it out of the library; I don't want that book on my shelf, dammit. I've got the Nibelungenlied up there. Tha's right, ladies, the Nibelungenlied! No more than two at a time, now...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bun tongue!!! Kill me now!

I want that rabbit. That bun needs its own blog. Or at the very least, it needs to appear in every other post from now on. Look at its little tongue!

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycQIiA7dnKQ&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/