Man vs. Wild

Smart Boris: Every episode is exactly the same: Bear lands in some menacing swamp or inhospitable jungle, or on a terribly cold mountain, finds a bug or snake or dead zebra, eats it, tells you how many people die or lose a foot or go blind each year eating or swimming or jumping over whatever, then eats or swims or jumps over it, makes a fire, sleeps in a tree, scales a cliff, builds a shack out of moss, almost falls to his death, squeezes water from some exotic pine needle, and finally hops a helicopter back to civilization.

Hell, if I could do any of that I'd probably repeat myself indefinitely too. Especially the one in which he dives into a bog and hates it. That could go on a good while.