Big

Smart Boris: As a movie it's pretty bad, but it made me laugh, and in order to finish it I stayed up later than I'd planned, even though I'd already seen it about a dozen times. And way back when, it was my first exposure to those tiny corns that I still don't know how to eat. All in all, two hours enjoyably wasted. I'd do it again.

Ass-Headed Bottom (yes, he's still kickin'): Big?! Everybody know, is for girls!