Koko: Even the biggest bong on Earth will not convince her to play. Early this morning, she announced her premature retirement from the WTA, the only female player in history to retire while ranked #1. Why do Belgians always disappoint me? Now I have no reason to pretend I like women's tennis.
Slothrop: Jean Claude Van Damme did not disappoint you. He brought you back to life.
Koko: True, true. I'm a sucker for euroninjas.
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