Llama Metaphysics

Instead of watching movies like a good Slothrop, I've begun to talk to llamas. Here, Snowy and I consider the illusory nature of all phenomena and the odds of Nadal winning Wimbledon.

Chinchilla de pollo: I speak for Koko, who is in mourning. I give Nadal 5-1 at Wimbledon, 3-1 to finish the year ranked 1, and 10-1 to win at Flushing Meadows. And what are the odds that Koko's other horse, JMDP, will beat Federado in the semis? 50-1. That sucks.

As I write, Gael "Black Magic" Monfils squanders set point and now trails at love. Go tell the llamasattva.