Ass-Headed Bottom: Since I know full well that this blog's readership is comprised entirely of lovely Englishwomen who despise the Yankees--those Manchester United wannabes--I will confine my repudiation of Slothrop's latest slander of your honest, hardworking jackass to no more than this entertaining photo of Jason Giambi. Who's Jason Giambi? Well, real quick: he was a Yankee steroid-freak who shot so many drugs into his own ass that he ended up giving himself a benign but ignominious tumor, whereupon he informed on all other steroid users in professional baseball like a kindergarten tattletale. He is presently a Yankees amphetamine freak with no greater distinction than being a member of Slothrop/Frank Sobotka's fantasy baseball team. That's all I'll say. Judge for yourselves: the above doofus, or this demigod:
Who's that hero--unconcerned, professional, chewing gum, blowing bubbles? That's Chipper Jones, a .420 hitter, gifted to Ass-Headed Bottom by the 10th-place, fantasy-Sobotka/Yankees before the season even began. Perhaps our beloved Slothrop is jealous? Just possibly...
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