Kind Hearts and Coronets

Slothrop: Droll movies in which women wear gardens on their head and one actor plays eight parts are the best. So is this joke by Mitch Hedberg: I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get a hold of me, they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "What?" and turn my head slightly.

Smart Boris: I have indisputable evidence that you are wrong: anything by Eddie Murphy after Raw. Sometimes different people should be, well, different people. Head-gardens, however, are always welcome.