Slothrop: Slothrop doesn't know what to say about this movie. The cruelty some people have to endure is overwhelming.The movie was fine, good. The story is inspiring. I feel cheap writing this dishonest review. Ass-Headed Bottom: I was apparently watching it across town, under different hail. A bit heavy-handed, but this is about as good as an inspirational movie that is not Cinema Paradiso can get, though had Johnny Depp starred in it, as was originally planned, it would of course have been as horrible as Pirates of the Caribbean 3 (his actual scheduling conflict!) or, worse, Into the Wild. But yes, this man's eyelid is more impressive, and apparently more lovable to brilliant and beautiful French speech therapists, than my whole body.
Slothrop: This aggression against Into the Wild will not stand, man. Listen. Slothrop proposes a fair and just compromise, as much as it will undoubtedly pain him: He will watch the alleged non-grotesque version of Cinema Inferno if Ass-Fur reads Into the Wild and re-watchs the movie. The minds then will reconvene and discuss.
Also, keep your hooves off Johnny.
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