Monday, March 1, 2010

How to Raise the Perfect Dog

I've got puppies coming out of every which way but loose; I've got Cesar telling me not to fuck it up; I've got a freezer full of frozen carrots; and yet the problem of being accosted at every step, at every turn by women cooing and sighing with desire remains. All I's gots to say is Bunk did not come with the necessary warnings. B-

Koko: So, is that grade for you or for Millan?

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