Rocky IV

Hard to remember when I was more lost and confused during a movie. This one appears to be a Wrestlemania fight between two flags. The American flag first gets killed by the Russian flag. And so to avenge the American flag's death, its reincarnation, which happens to be Italian, flies to Russia and transmogrifies into a Russian bear. The Russian flag meanwhile becomes a sophisticated robot. They fight again, and this time the American flag becomes more like the Russian flag than even the Russians could think possible, which is good, and so they abandon their allegiance to Stalin and vote to end the Cold War. Then Robots take over. And there's the added bonus of a black man watching a commercial for fried chicken, which I guess shows the Civil War was worth fighting for.

Koko: I thought it was about boxing. . . ?