Dawn of the Dead

Which of the following does not occur:

A. Looting of the mall cheese store
B. An all-zombie freeskate at the ice rink
C. Man eaten by zombies while trapped in a blood pressure test machine
D. Motorcycle gangs roam the mall armed with sledgehammers
E. An elegant dinner

Trick question: all of them occur, which is why Dawn of the Dead--part Three's Company rerun, part Walpole discarded draft--remains the finest B-movie ever to take place in a post-apocalyptic shopping center.