The Wheel of Time

Even Buddhists, the gentlest of all religious acolytes, are fucking crazy when gathered together and numbered in the hundreds of thousands. Mass worship of anything gives Slothy the heebeejeebees. That said, I'd rather hundreds of thousands of Buddhists than ten Catholics, any day, for worshiping a fella that sat under a tree seems much more with it than worshiping a fella that magically came back to life. But better than even those two would be to worship in the church of Werner, for what should by now be pretty obvious reasons: He's a Buddist Bear Penguin suffused with the Spirit of the Destroyer.