Donkey Business

What happened to Woo? Is he off playing Donkey Kong?

No, Donkey Kong isn't really about donkeys. In fact, it's about monkeys. And. . . hammers? So he shouldn't be wasting his time pursuing ape-imprisoned princesses--and why the hell is an oil barrel on fire??--when he could be wasting his time writing about movies and bear-baiting Slothrop.