Slothrop would like to point out that one, this man is our leader, two, he's holding a book, three, the book is open to a page other than the cover, four, despite there being another suit in this picture and a blurry cop car, this might be the sexiest picture ever taken, and five, the size of Slothrop's hard-on is longer than the list of Bush's policies which Obama has reversed or negated in the first four days!! Slothy was about to say that there are only two things missing from this shot, namely a whore on Obama's right arm and a whore on his left. But odds are he's on his way to a ranch in Nevada so nevermind.
Koko: And while we're posting photos of our favorite presidents, let me add:
And:
No matter how smooth, how bibliophiling, or how urbane, Obama will never replace Carter, who grimaced and hugged his way right the hell out of office. Nuclear peanut master, you're the best.
(For fun facts about Jimmy Carter-as-awesomeness, google "Jimmy Carter, rabbit.")
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