What Hercules Looked Like

Red-Socked Prof: Ass-Headed Bottom traded his best pitcher for this unstoppable demigod, Kevin Youkilis, who is now on-deck. How cool was Ass-Headed Bottom? Cool indeed.

Youk has been called "The Greek God of Walks," which is awesome. But his manager has pointed out, "I've seen him in the shower. He's not the Greek god of anything!" To me he's the Greek god of everything.

I'm trying to keep out of my mind the fact that even Hercules died. Wait till next inning...