Sunday, October 19, 2008

Stage Directions Included

There he is, friends, countrymen, Ass-Head with no bottom to his sophistry in sight, looking to the Gods for an explanation as to why he has become a more efficient bureaucrat than a contributor to this humble, meek but alms-giving rag. Fortunately the Gods to whom he supplicates know better than to appease no donkey and have instead issued stage directions and a scowling bear with which to realize them.

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