Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Abusable animals

All right, Woo, here is a list of animals you can mock with impunity:

1. Snakes, but especially Whitesnake:

2. The fairy shrimp:
3. Flying squirrels--come on, you either fly or you don't; no gliding!
4. Featherless chickens:
5. Cartoon chickens that cook other chickens:

6. Cerberus-looking incarnations of fascism and genocide:
7. Oh, and big, silly apes, like me:


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