
I expected this miniseries to be a lot worse, because, you know, it's about John Adams. But then I saw Paul
Giamatti, the guy from
Sideways, and I thought, "hey, isn't that Miles, from
Sideways?" So every time the esteemed Mr. Adams rose to deliver a rousing speech on liberty, or with his powerful legal mind came to the assistance of falsely charged British soldiers, or ineffectually comforted his wife Abigail/Laura
Linney by making grumpy faces and
hmphing a lot (see below)

I really saw this:

It's Miles, from
Sideways! And he's checking for color density in this robust California vintage! Oh, every now and then he may pretend to be a president or a mermaid-abetting apartment manager (what movie was that, with the pool and the mysterious beast? God, it was terrible), but in the end he will always be the failed novelist teaching eighth grade English in between mother-robbing jaunts to Santa Barbara. He only appears to be riding a horse through the bitter
Massachusetts cold:

Actually, he ponders
le mot juste for his failure
to get laid as fellow degenerate Thomas
Haden Church explores the implications of their earlier conversation at the golf course, where he had posed a particularly urgent question: "don't you want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your
johnson?"

Miles does not look pleased with his prospects.
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