Ass-Head's Failure

Slothrop: Frank Sobotka, this year's version of The Old Russians, has yet again collected a trophy that was not gold in color. A disgraceful, embarrassing outcome and some shameful shit. But at least he didn't make 1,439,030,341 moves, all specifically calibrated to prevent his team from winning. That was the Ass-Head's tactic. But next year, when Marlo Stanfield takes over the Old Russian reigns, fuck all ya' all. The Ass-Head best not even bother showing up on draft day.

Koko: I also would like to point out that John Kreese, instructor of the Cobra Kais in The Karate Kid, and Roger Federer, former world number one and current world number two, have expressed contempt for all things second or worse.