And now you've dumped him from your fantasy team, like a hospital dumps its used needles on the Jersey shore. Meanwhile, your twisted, mutually-gonnorheal affair with this cretin:
Continues without respite, to humanity's shame. This used to be your favorite team, remember?
And now this is your fantasy team:
When will you learn that stats are only karma? When, long-suffering self-tormenter, will you grow a pair?
Slothrop: Will Ass-Head gently remind our gracious readers what his record is against Frank Sobotka this year?
Also, 'tis true. Slothrop would indeed make sweet sweet love to Justin Timberlake even if it meant he had to entertain the advances of the other goobers seen in the picture above.
Ass "Narcissus" Head: May I die first before my abundance is yours!
Jason "Echo" Giambi: My abundance is yours!
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