Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Self-Portrait

Slothrop: Slothrop's inbox has been vigorously and emphatically pounded with non-stop requests from women all over the world for a visual portrait of his handsomeness. A lesson for the gentlemen: one can only tease women for so long before their bodies and wills break in half and leave you with nothing. So, ladies, here I am, ravishingly yours.

Smart Boris: Who's that spindly-looking plant behind you? Is that me?

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