Thursday, June 19, 2008

Planet Earth

Smart Boris: Is that it? That must be it. But from this distance we see no agile goats or levitating water beasts. Closer is definitely better. Especially with that tremendous seizure of a human being David Attenborough leading us through leaves and glaciers. Unfortunately, with this project he proves that art, by representing its object with a certain careful disorder, can be prettier and more fascinating than the reality it considers. "Oh no, Boris," you say, "we all care about little bears and water." Well, when did you stare at an iguana for two empty hours? Yeah, you didn't. Ever.
Animal Reunion Tour 2010. Iguanas optional.


Slothrop: No wonder Slothrop hasn't gotten any in days... with mating ritual competition like this, Slothrop's bunny ears are shamefully pedestrian in comparison. Pumpkincock, however, approves.

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