Slothrop: Opening his wallet and finding nothing but a cobweb and the jingle from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Slothrop decided to borrow some money from Raul and to hire a sports bookie. $100 on this man to win him a tennis lawn trophy. The winnings generated will be used to get Slothy a fine pair of luxury swimming trunks.Smart Boris: All the tiny French writing on Earth will not take Andy past the semis. Lawn, set, and match to Roger, if he continues to play as he did while dismantling Hrbaty earlier this morning.
Ass-Headed Bottom: Yo motherfuckers, my main man Dominik gonna bend Andy and Roger and Rafael and all yall's bitches over the net and spank them in straight sets with a barbed iron racket, insulting over y'all's bitches, covering their shameful heads with their own tear-soaked designer cardigans, granting no mercy, ranting in Slovak about how "Nobody fucks with Hrbady!" and giving Roger in particular a serious ace in the hole!
What?
No shit?
Okay, never mind. Whoever the hilariously-named Dominik Hrbady is, he's already lost. Whatever. But how's my tennis smack-talk coming along?
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