Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Sixteen Candles

Koko: Yeah, that's right, I watched it. Now what do you say?

Slothrop: Koko is coyly forgetting to mention that not only did she watch it, but she's had several gorilla orgasms thinking about what could have been had she been cast for the role of the chick in pink socks.

Koko: No secret, Slothrop. Every day for the rest of my life at precisely twelve noon I will detonate a pleasure bomb inside my monkey hole. Happy grunting!

Ass-Headed Bottom: Jesus, what are you guys talking about? The Eighties are over, having brought us the Talking Heads, the Pixies, a Mets World Series victory, and nothing whatsoever more. Ciao!

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