Slothrop: Today, Frank Sobotka is sending a sweater-vested Professor to do battle with evil donkey ears. Says Greg Maddux: "I've had tenure for 22 years now, I've written The Theory on Pitching and Everything Else, and this Ass-Head insults me, dropping me to the waiver wire? What has he done? Written some chapter--Chapter!???-- on Ben Johnson? Ben Johnson!!!???? Go back to the library, young 'un. You've got learning to do."
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