Jesus Camp

Ass-Headed Bottom: Nothing whatsoever here is a surprise, least of all what we all found out about the Rev. Ted Haggard (gay, meth-addict, gay sex with own meth-dealer, gay sex with Satan) only a few months after he blessed us with his cameo presence in this surprisingly solid documentary (he says "fabulous" twice in three minutes). We've all sighed and moved quickly on to the sports section when we've seen news photos of those protesters with "LIFE" taped over their mouths sobbing in the wrong direction, but, Jebus!, it's a bit different watching kids get pushed in that direction for two hours... Ted Haggard got to talk to Bush every Monday for seven years (at least according to the left-wing film) until it turned out he was crazy; imagine who will be talking to whom when these poor children grow up and vote. Oy vey!, as they won't say.

Ass-Headed Bottom (again): And how fucking awesome was Borat? "Does He love my retard brother Billo?" "He loves your brother Billo."