Sunday, May 25, 2008

Boris gets paroled

Boris: All the time I am thinking, why a monkey? So I send her back to jungle. Maybe Frank Sobotka keep her in a big metal can, I don't know. This is not for Boris to decide.

Slothrop: Hello Boris. Where's Bullwinkle? And how come that capital building of yours has all them funny colored mushroom hats? 

Ass-Headed Bottom: I thought it was "Sergei"? From the Ukraine? I mean, look at your orange vest... Learned your trade pounding butter explosions out of Chicken Kiev for Euro-tourists, no?

Slothrop: Ass-Head, you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie. Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.  

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