The Phantom of the Opera

Koko: On the way to their vet appointment yesterday morning, my rabbits got into a fight, and because my older bunny is a gentle giant, he got his nonviolent ass kicked by an upstart four month old featherweight. We had to leave him at the vet's office to get stitches in his left eye. He's fine--a little tired still from the valium and confused--but in order to line up the two halves of the wound in perfect symmetry, the vet had to shave around his eye. Now he looks like the Phantom of the Opera. Poor rabbit. Why does nature punish kindness? For God's sake, let him eat his carrot in peace.

Slothrop: Didn't the Phantom of the Opera end up getting lots of pussy? Or am I thinking of McNutty again? Either way, I think my man looks bad-ass. All he needs now is a chandelier.