On the way to never winning in our Fantasy Baseball league, Ass-Head makes daily protracted Hee-Haws about how part of the losing strategy is to have no Yankees on his squad of lemons. Which is fair if not consistent, because Brian Wilson, his prized relief pitcher, might as well be one, as per the testimony regarding his character below:“This Twitter crap, I’ve obviously got to stop because people are taking it too serious. My aspect of that is I write a bunch of stuff that’s not true. It’s made up. Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one.
“Obviously, it’s my fault for making up a bunch of stuff but I know for a fact most of those followers know I’m not being serious. They just like hearing funny stuff. Some people don’t understand, but I’m not an idiot, so obviously, I’ve got to stop.”
Notice the consistency and cogency of Wilson's argumentation which is analogous to Ass-Head's managerial style. "I make idiotic roster decisions, but I'm not an idiot, so I've got to stop making idiotic decisions because people don't understand."
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