Ass-Headed Bottom: I awoke at 5 AM to watch this gorgeous first game of this baseball season, and I figured, since Koko gets to post about tennis, I should get a worm, having been an early-ass bird. I won't post on baseball often. Just when something truly notable happens, like whenever Manny does anything, anything at all, including point, yell something outrageous, hurl his helmet or bat, hit a home run and stand at home plate and watch it for an insulting amount of time, stir in the field, sneak into the Green Monster to smoke some monstrous green, or anything new he does with his hair or uniform. Hey, he's Manny. If you can't live with him, you're not a good person.Koko: This gorilla welcomes commentary on all sports except golf and NASCAR. And by the way, Mardy Fish returned to his usual mediocrity today, losing to some ridiculous Frenchman in the first round in Miami.
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